Monthly Archives: May 2016

Wet Bustier Contests

Junior, my 2007 Dodge Sprinter, has been disabling his own turbo recently because he’s been detecting unusually low pressure there. He’s that smart! Why? Because he’s actually German. This is annoying, because he drives like a pig without the turbo. … Continue reading

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Bringing Home the Cold

Summer is coming, and as much as I like to Get The Fuck Out of Texas once is starts over over 100 degress, I’m sure I’ll be here for at least a portion of it. I’m intending to add a … Continue reading

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Behold! The BATCAVE!

Our valiant router’s Time of Trials is at an end! Behold the Bat Cave! For months our poor wi-fi router has been strapped like a shrink-wrapped cyberpunk Jesus to an outdoor upright on the barn, protected from the elements only … Continue reading

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