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I Can’t Stop Licking The Lovecraft

I’m really digging the fact that Lovecraft has two dance floors now. If one DJ plays something one doesn’t like, it’s off to the other floor! Despite having 7% ABV, the on-tap Marionberry Cider, while tasty, has little inebriant effect … Continue reading

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Doing Portland

So now that you’re in Portland, you ask, what are you doing? I’m standing in line for 40 minutes for Salt and Straw Ice Cream. Three times. Favorite weird flavor this trip? Bonemarrow and Smoked Cherries! I’m breaking shit in … Continue reading

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Battery Death and Accidental Crotch Welding

I don’t like having enough power to weld flowing through a twice-defective part located directly between my legs. While on deadline recently I discovered the car battery in Junior was dead. “No problem!” I thought. “I can connect to the … Continue reading

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Repairs and Van Slumming in Portland

After two years and countless days of work in 100+ o heat, I finally made it back to Portland!!! It’s been my goal to visit every summer since I started in 2012, and I’ve only made it four times. It … Continue reading

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That Is a Very Big Hole

My last day in Yellowstone I *really* wanted at at least *glance* the Grand Canyon. My earlier Bison Encounter slowed me down, but was *totally* worth it. From Old Faithful, I decided to take the loop starting going east on … Continue reading

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OMG Bison

As I travelled through Yellowstone on my way to Artist’s Point in the Grand Canyon, I encountered a huge herd of bison! Bison on the hills! Bison grazing on the roadside! Bison slobbering on my van! It was definitely the … Continue reading

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Yellow Stones and Yellow Water

I’ve finally seen Old Faithful! Like, four or five times! I spent two days exploring the beautiful alien landscape of geysers, pools, foreign accents, and sulfur. After saying goodbye to Jackson, I headed north from Bridger-Teton National Forest (free) into … Continue reading

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