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Battery Death and Accidental Crotch Welding

I don’t like having enough power to weld flowing through a twice-defective part located directly between my legs. While on deadline recently I discovered the car battery in Junior was dead. “No problem!” I thought. “I can connect to the … Continue reading

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Tuning the Beast

I just installed my $700 Green Diesel Engineering software patch into Junior, my 2007 Sprinter van! Why? Because a tiny, unimportant part is malfunctioning, and Junior is smarter than I am, because I’m only 50% German. Since Junior has no … Continue reading

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Wet Bustier Contests

Junior, my 2007 Dodge Sprinter, has been disabling his own turbo recently because he’s been detecting unusually low pressure there. He’s that smart! Why? Because he’s actually German. This is annoying, because he drives like a pig without the turbo. … Continue reading

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